May 2012
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Shower Sequence
tomyhusband: I take longer to get ready. Therefore, I take the first shower. This is simple but important math. If you interrupt this order without warning, you run the risk of throwing the entire universe out of alignment.
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“I refuse to believe in a God who is the primary cause of conflict in the world,...”
– Mark Fuhrman (via neonspandex)
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arpeggia: chazmcintyre: I hate the word homophobia. It is not a phobia. You are not scared. You are just an asshole. This.
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“What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with...”
– Carl Sagan, on books There is something about holding an organized pile of wood pulp and dried ink that gives the reader a shared stake in the author’s experience, some small part-ownership of a piece of information. “This is mine, and although the words in it are not, the experience is purely...
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“Suicide is just a moment. This is how she described it to me. For just a moment,...”
– Carolyn Parkhurst, The Dogs of Babel (via black-tangled-heart)
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Why "douchebag" is an awesome insult:
dolgematki: niaili: When you call someone a douchebag, what you’re literally saying to them is, “You think you’re so great, but your existence is actually totally unnecessary and your main function is probably toxic. Also you shouldn’t be allowed near anyone’s genitalia.” THIS
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ahh! i found this!
Oh man! I was looking for pictures I could delete to make space on my laptop and I came across this. We were only 17 in this picture! So crazy…haha <3 
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“That’s the scary thing about theatre—it doesn’t live on. But that’s actually the...”
– Sherie Rene Scott (via norbertleosbutt)
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